I’m Chris Maestro and you’re reading the collected works of one, single, maniacTumblr (3.0; @chrismaestro)http://www.chrismaestro.com/<p><p class="formspringmeAnswer">Weihnachten ist super awesome.<br/> Wenn man es als Fest des Kommerzes sieht: an dem wir Kugeln in jährlich wechselnden Trendfarben an Tannenbäume aus Plastik hängen, um beides zusammen im Januar aus dem Fenster zu werfen. Weil wir eigentlich feiern, daß wir das Geld für den ganzen Kram nicht allernötigst dafür brauchen, um etwas zu Essen zu kaufen, damit über den nächsten Tag kommen. <br/><br/> Deswegen gibt’s auch kein Weihnachten in Afrika. Und weil da alle Muslime sind.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"><a href="http://www.formspring.me/ChrisMaestro?utm_medium=social&utm_source=tumblr&utm_campaign=shareanswer" target="_blank">Ask me anything</a></p></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/15382679474http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/15382679474Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:09:00 +0100formspring.me“Ich habe nicht vor mir mein Leben durch so etwas unbedeutendes wie Realität vermiesen zu lassen”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=283143541720607&id=100000748894660&ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment_reply" target="_blank">T. Schöler</a>, 2011</em>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/12324194117http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/12324194117Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:48:00 +0100realitätrealitylebenlifesenseSchöler“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.”<br/><br/> - <em>Mitch Hedberg</em>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/9833964757http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/9833964757Mon, 05 Sep 2011 16:38:04 +0200<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5pw3pTm21qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=384" target="_blank">Jan Hegenberg & Band, Amiru Cosplay Con, Dortmund(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/8298688452http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/8298688452Sun, 31 Jul 2011 17:00:05 +0200jan hegenbergamirudeutschfolkjanhegenberg<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5pocqNQI1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=384" target="_blank">Amiru Cosplay Con, Dortmund(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/8295538814http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/8295538814Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:00:05 +0200animecosplayamirufinal fantasy<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5pcptv241qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=383" target="_blank">Zombie Apocalypse IV<br/>Abandoned Soviet Base, Mahlwinkel (DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/8262334844http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/8262334844Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:17:12 +0200Zombie Apocalypse IVZA4Lost-IdeasLostIdeasFATEZombieApocalypseMahlwinkelLARPRole PlayRollenspielCon“<p>This is a great shot, Mav.</p> <p>I should be a photographer!</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Goose, TOP GUN (1986)</em>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7196052962http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7196052962Sun, 03 Jul 2011 19:30:00 +0200This is a great shot, Mav. I should be a photographer!TOP GUNtopguntom cruisephotographer<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq0cuIb8t1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&cat=24" target="_blank">Douglas McCarthy<br/>Nitzer Ebb<br/>Wave Gotik Treffen 2011</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7164666046http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7164666046Sat, 02 Jul 2011 21:35:37 +0200nitzer ebbnitzerebbwave gotik treffenwave gothic treffenwgtwgt 2011wgt1120. WGT<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq0sbsLFQ1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=381" target="_blank">Faderhead<br/>Blackfield Festival Warmup Party, Matrix Bochum(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7164934753http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7164934753Sat, 02 Jul 2011 21:28:58 +0200faderheadMatrixbochumblackfieldBlackfield Festivalwarmup<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq0lllJrl1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=382" target="_blank">-jl-<br/>Straftanz<br/>Blackfield Warmup Party, Matrix Bochum(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7164819411http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7164819411Sat, 02 Jul 2011 21:24:00 +0200blackfieldBlackfield Festival-jl-matrixbochumwarmup<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq0xnpR7W1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=380" target="_blank">Bal Noire<br/>Deja Vu Club, Essen(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7165029181http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7165029181Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0200bal noiredeja vu clubessendeja vu club essengothic industrial party“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.””<br/><br/> - <em>George Carlin</em>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7315053819http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/7315053819Sun, 22 May 2011 00:00:00 +0200flamethrowercarlingeorge carlinset people on fireflamethrowers<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llk6awfSL21qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&cat=15" target="_blank">The Other @ RPC 2011</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5704479105http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5704479105Sat, 21 May 2011 20:35:19 +0200the otherroleplay conventionrpchorrorpunk<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6sxkAk9R1qzpeg7o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eisenfunk @ Elekktroshokk Festival 2011, Oberhausen(DE)</p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5505254333http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5505254333Sun, 15 May 2011 11:00:05 +0200eisenfunkpongatomic bombelekktroshokkfestival<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6st1srvl1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&cat=23" target="_blank">Straftanz @ Elekktroshokk Festival 2011, Oberhausen(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5482584244http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5482584244Sat, 14 May 2011 18:00:06 +0200straftanzelekktroshokkfestivaloberhausen<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6s506ogt1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=349" target="_blank">Roleplay Convention (RPC) 2011 @ Kölnmesse, Cologne(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5478349365http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5478349365Sat, 14 May 2011 15:00:34 +0200RPCkölnmesseroleplay convention2011larpendzeitgatling nerf<p><p class="formspringmeAnswer">“I love your hair. You look like a girl”</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://www.formspring.me/ChrisMaestro?utm_medium=social&utm_source=tumblr&utm_campaign=shareanswer" target="_blank">Ask me anything</a> </p></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5478313011http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5478313011Sat, 14 May 2011 14:58:35 +0200formspring.me<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6r4zHnxD1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=348" target="_blank">FEDCON 2011 @ Maritim Hotel, Düsseldorf(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5477989755http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5477989755Sat, 14 May 2011 14:38:58 +0200FEDCONstar trekstar warsconventionmaritimdüsseldorfenterprisencc 1701duesseldorfcosplayfan<p><p class="formspringmeAnswer">Absolut.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://www.formspring.me/ChrisMaestro?utm_medium=social&utm_source=tumblr&utm_campaign=shareanswer" target="_blank">Ask me anything</a> </p></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5477902225http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5477902225Sat, 14 May 2011 14:33:31 +0200formspring.me<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6qsxbEKZ1qzpeg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.vampyres.tk/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=thumbnails&album=339" target="_blank">FunkerVogt at Matrix, Bochum(DE)</a></p>http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5477875543http://www.chrismaestro.com/post/5477875543Sat, 14 May 2011 14:31:45 +0200funkervogtfunkervogtmatrixbochum